1. Are you really Florida lawyers?

 
2. Are you going to trick me and charge me a $3000 attorney fee after I hire you?

 
3. I do not want to be responsible for the house (or car) payment and my spouse has agreed to take me ''off''  the loan. Will you make sure the papers say that?

 
4. We have agreed that there will be no child support.

 
5. Do I have to go to court?

 
6. I caught my husband messing around. I want to expose him publicly and embarrass him with your law firm's help in an ugly and tawdry court proceeding. Can you help me do that?

 
7. My girlfriend told me that she made a real good divorce settlement with her ex by getting an injunction against domestic violence and having him thrown out of the house. Is that a good strategy and can you tell me how to do it?

 
8. I am self employed. Can I make up stuff on this Family Law Financial Affidavit?

     

9. I understand you do not fight or handle contested divorce cases. I don't yet have an agreement worked out with my spouse, who refuses to cooperate with me. Why should I hire you?

  

10. How do I get divorced from my "missing spouse"? I cannot get an agreement, obviously, since I don't know where he is.